Contestants get ready because you will get two minivans one for each team. The air conditioning is broken and gum and trash is all over the minivan. Some of the windows are broken and it smells like pine air freshner. You leave….. NOW!!!
Aliens: We shall drive!
Dusters: Heck no not after you said snuggies were normal. I’m driving.
Willderbee: Willderbee gets shotgun!
Rock: Then it is settled.
Meanwhile at team red,
St. Patrick: I have opposable thumbs so i be a drivin’.
Flame: I get shotgun because it has special heat resistant padding for me.
Easter Bunny: Me and the scissors will get the first row and Mr. Monster Cookie gets the back.
Mr. Monster Cookie: Agreed.
Meanwhile in Yogatoshin,
General Evilguy: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS WE MUST STOP THIS SHOW FROM AIRING!
Generals assistant: But sir we are ON it.
General Evil: I DON’T… oh I’m on IT? How do I look? I need to make this as dramatic as possible.
General assistant: (sigh) You look fine sir.
General Evil: Good ok lets try this again.
General assistant: Okay in 1,2,3
General Evil: I MUST KILL ALL THE CONTESTANTS!
General assistant: (muffled tone) I sure do wish you were a contestant.
General Evil: WHAT WAS THAT!
General assistant: Nothing, nothing at all.
General Evil: Okay so I say we destroy the bridge and put a ramp in its place and make them jump through a ring of fire!
General assistant: It can be done and may I suggest that we drop raccoons all over the area?
General Evil: Of course the only thing more evil then me is those raccoons! FOR THEY ARE THE CENTER OF EEEEVVVIIIIILLLLLLL!
General assistant: Of course, anything else?
General Evil: Can you get me a slice of pinapple pizza with princess plates and princess napkins?
General assistant: He he I mean of course.
General Evil: Good very good.
Meanwhile in HQ,
Me: THEN FIND A NEW WORD!!!
Assitants: But sir that would be hard to find!
Me: JUST GO TO A THESAURUS AND SEARCH UP MEANWHILE!
Assistants: Sir we’ll do it but nothing sounds as good as Meanwhile in here or there or anywhere!
Me: JUST FIND ONE!!!!!
Smart assistant: How about concurrently?
Me: I like it lets use it!
Concurrently in Team Red’s Minivan,
Dull Scissors: If we are team red and they are team magneto then why do we have a magneto minivan and they have a red one!
Concurrently in Team Magneto’s Minivan,
Willderbee: Willderbee like pinapple!
Concurrently in Yogatoshin,
General Evil: Turn that camera off I’m trying to eat!
Concurrently in HQ,
Me: Camera men they are heading up towards a ramp and a ring of fire, and OH MY FLYING RED MINIVAN THEY’RE ARE RACOONS THE CENTER OF EVIL!!
Concurrently in the Minivan Drivers head,
Dusters: Should I jump out now or try to drive through the hoop?
St. Patrick: If I floor it i can beat the other team!
Dusters: How the heck am i going to jump this!
St. Patrick: FLOOR IT BABY!!
Dusters: Lets see if the other van makes it…
St. Patrick: NO I’M NOT GOING FAST ENOUGH!
Dusters: Wait a second… I ALREADY JUMPED IT AND I AM IN MID-AIR RIGHT ALONG THE OTHER VAN!
St. Patricks: I MIGHT MAKE IT!
Dusters: COMON’ THEY ARE ALREADY AT THE FINISH LINE!
TEAM RED: WE WON!!!!!
St. Patrick: (outloud) We made it so far so good.
Dusters: I MADE IT!!
TEAM MAGNETO: We lost!
Willderbee: Willderbee thinks we can still win.
Rock: He’s right we still could win the yellow submarine challenge.
Concurrently in Yogatoshin,
General Assistant: Sir they lived, all of them.
General Evil: WHAT THEY LIVED EVEN THROUGH THE RACOONS!
General Assistant: I say we do something bigger when they go in on the yellow submarine.
General Evil: I guess we shall use the evilest underwater creature, THE GOLDFISH.
General Assistant: Sir I was going to say we bomb them atleast that would be an easier death.
General Evil: If we let the Goldfish in they can’t survive…
General Assistant: I will do your will right away!
Concurrently in HQ,
Me: WHO AUTHORIZED THE RACOONS AND RAMP AND FIRE!!!
Assistant: Sir we don’t know who, we think the signal was from Yogatoshin!
Me: WHOEVER DID IT needs to promoted they are pure genius, why didn’t I think of that?
Assistants: (sigh)
Me: Ok you guys stay here I will give the closer for todays show…
A minute later on the shows stage,
Me: Thanks for watching The Great Debate 2: Great Adventure. You’ve seen the desert race and get ready because very soon they will dive deep underwater in rusty old YELLOW SUBMARINES! Get ready for the edgiest episode ever! (Dun, duh!)
-Hawkeye140
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