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The Great Debate 2: Yellow Submarine: Part 1

hawkeye140 — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:22:57 +0000

Me: FIND THAT PERSON We need them to be a writer! I mean I told them all that we would have an edgy show, but what did I have planned? NOTHING.

Assistant: Sir, we are about to go live!

Me: Welcom-

Assistant: NOT YET!

Camera Man: In 3,2,1 and Action

Me: Welcome to the edgiest show ever, where our contestants will dive down in yellow submarines and face the treacherous…

Cue Sign: Goldfish!

Me: Goldfish and… coral fire! Get ready for the best episode ever!

Concurrently in General Evil’s base,

General Evil: CORAL FIRE! WHY DIDN’T I THINK ABOUT THAT! Surely the contestants will die, but not to my hand but to the hand of the lawyers who make them do whatever the contract tells them to do!

Assistant: Sir I have something SUPER EVIL planned!

General Evil: Good, very good.

Concurrently at HQ,

Me: GET ME A CORAL FIRE!

Assistant: Sir its impossible!

Me: Nothing is impossible! Except maybe getting you TO DO ANY WORK!

Assistant: (sigh) Yes, sir.

Concurrently near the yellow submarines,

Team Red:

Easter Bunny: I’ll sing the subs and the flame will drive!

Everybody: Agreed!

Team Magneto:

Aliens: WE SHALL DRIVE!

Dull Scissors: I say we give them a chance!

Willderbee: Willderbee will sing!

Everybody but Willderbee: NO!!

Rock: I’ll sing!

Everybody: Agreed!

Concurrently on Yogatoshin,

General Evil: MISSILES!

Assistant: Good idea!

General Evil: Get our spy at the race to put missiles on each sub!

Assistant: I’ll do it right now, but what if our spy gets hurt while he is in the sub?

General Evil: Then we’ll get another contestant to be our spy just DO IT!

Assistant: Yes sir.

Concurrently in HQ:

Assistant: Sir our Coral Fires are in place!

Me: Good very good now get the contestants in place!

Assistant: Yes sir.

Concurrently in team bases,

Assistant: Get in your subs and get ready to go!

Everybody: GO, GO, GO!

Rock: Get in the sub!!

Easter Bunny and Rock: In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed the sea…

Aliens: Is this a launch missiles button?

Flame: I get missiles? Sweet!

Concurrently in HQ,

Me: WE NEED A NEW WORD!

Assistant: We’re about to go live!

Me: Hello and welcome to the end of todays episode! Will they make it through the goldfish cavern and the coral fire canyon? Why are there missiles aboard the subs? All of that and more in The Great Debate 2: Yellow Submarine: Part 2

Assistant: And we’re finished!

Me: Why are there missiles aboard the subs?

-hawkeye140

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Desert Race: Mininvan Style

hawkeye140 — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 21:57:28 +0000

Contestants get ready because you will get two minivans one for each team. The air conditioning is broken and gum and trash is all over the minivan. Some of the windows are broken and it smells like pine air freshner. You leave….. NOW!!!

Aliens: We shall drive!

Dusters: Heck no not after you said snuggies were normal. I’m driving.

Willderbee: Willderbee gets shotgun!

Rock: Then it is settled.

Meanwhile at team red,

St. Patrick: I have opposable thumbs so i be a drivin’.

Flame: I get shotgun because it has special heat resistant padding for me.

Easter Bunny: Me and the scissors will get the first row and Mr. Monster Cookie gets the back.

Mr. Monster Cookie: Agreed.

Meanwhile in Yogatoshin,

General Evilguy: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS WE MUST STOP THIS SHOW FROM AIRING!

Generals assistant: But sir we are ON it.

General Evil: I DON’T… oh I’m on IT? How do I look? I need to make this as dramatic as possible.

General assistant: (sigh) You look fine sir.

General Evil: Good ok lets try this again.

General assistant: Okay in 1,2,3

General Evil: I MUST KILL ALL THE CONTESTANTS!

General assistant: (muffled tone) I sure do wish you were a contestant.

General Evil: WHAT WAS THAT!

General assistant: Nothing, nothing at all.

General Evil: Okay so I say we destroy the bridge and put a ramp in its place and make them jump through a ring of fire!

General assistant: It can be done and may I suggest that we drop raccoons all over the area?

General Evil: Of course the only thing more evil then me is those raccoons! FOR THEY ARE THE CENTER OF EEEEVVVIIIIILLLLLLL!

General assistant: Of course, anything else?

General Evil: Can you get me a slice of pinapple pizza with princess plates and princess napkins?

General assistant: He he I mean of course.

General Evil: Good very good.

Meanwhile in HQ,

Me: THEN FIND A NEW WORD!!!

Assitants: But sir that would be hard to find!

Me: JUST GO TO A THESAURUS AND SEARCH UP MEANWHILE!

Assistants: Sir we’ll do it but nothing sounds as good as Meanwhile in here or there or anywhere!

Me: JUST FIND ONE!!!!!

Smart assistant: How about concurrently?

Me: I like it lets use it!

Concurrently in Team Red’s Minivan,

Dull Scissors: If we are team red and they are team magneto then why do we have a magneto minivan and they have a red one!

Concurrently in Team Magneto’s Minivan,

Willderbee: Willderbee like pinapple!

Concurrently in Yogatoshin,

General Evil: Turn that camera off I’m trying to eat!

Concurrently in HQ,

Me: Camera men they are heading up towards a ramp and a ring of fire, and OH MY FLYING RED MINIVAN THEY’RE ARE RACOONS THE CENTER OF EVIL!!

Concurrently in the Minivan Drivers head,

Dusters: Should I jump out now or try to drive through the hoop?

St. Patrick: If I floor it i can beat the other team!

Dusters: How the heck am i going to jump this!

St. Patrick: FLOOR IT BABY!!

Dusters: Lets see if the other van makes it…

St. Patrick: NO I’M NOT GOING FAST ENOUGH!

Dusters: Wait a second… I ALREADY JUMPED IT AND I AM IN MID-AIR RIGHT ALONG THE OTHER VAN!

St. Patricks: I MIGHT MAKE IT!

Dusters: COMON’ THEY ARE ALREADY AT THE FINISH LINE!

TEAM RED: WE WON!!!!!

St. Patrick: (outloud) We made it so far so good.

Dusters: I MADE IT!!

TEAM MAGNETO: We lost!

Willderbee: Willderbee thinks we can still win.

Rock: He’s right we still could win the yellow submarine challenge.

Concurrently in Yogatoshin,

General Assistant: Sir they lived, all of them.

General Evil: WHAT THEY LIVED EVEN THROUGH THE RACOONS!

General Assistant: I say we do something bigger when they go in on the yellow submarine.

General Evil: I guess we shall use the evilest underwater creature, THE GOLDFISH.

General Assistant: Sir I was going to say we bomb them atleast that would be an easier death.

General Evil: If we let the Goldfish in they can’t survive…

General Assistant: I will do your will right away!

Concurrently in HQ,

Me: WHO AUTHORIZED THE RACOONS AND RAMP AND FIRE!!!

Assistant: Sir we don’t know who, we think the signal was from Yogatoshin!

Me: WHOEVER DID IT needs to promoted they are pure genius, why didn’t I think of that?

Assistants: (sigh)

Me: Ok you guys stay here I will give the closer for todays show…

A minute later on the shows stage,

Me: Thanks for watching The Great Debate 2: Great Adventure. You’ve seen the desert race and get ready because very soon they will dive deep underwater in rusty old YELLOW SUBMARINES! Get ready for the edgiest episode ever! (Dun, duh!)

-Hawkeye140

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Great Debate 2: Episode one Part 1

hawkeye140 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:20:49 +0000

This weeks question to start if off easy, do snuggies make most people look strange in public. You will pick one

Easter Bunny: Yes

Mr. Monster Cookie: YES

Dull Scissors: yes

St. Patrick: Yes

Flame:Yes

Dusters:Yes

Snakes: YES

Rock:YES!

Willderbee: Yes

Aliens:I don’t know I think I like snuggies?

Everbody but Aliens: WHAT!

Aliens: Just trust our superior knowledge

Flame: Well you have to say it

Aliens: Ok then

Me: Do you have your Answer and Represenative

Aliens: We answered no

Me: You are incorrect so your first challenge will be to race across the desert in Minivans then to jump in to very old rusty yellow submarines all the while singing we all live in a yellow submarine and then to bring 4 gallons of gasoline up a mountain pour it in a volcano and then make and then take a shower then report back here in 5 days. This starts tomorrow. Oh yeah you can’t travel at night.

Willderbee: Willderbee no like Aliens.

Me: Now I will split you up in teams.

Team RED:

Mr. Monster Cookie

Dull Scissors

Easter Bunny

St. Patrick

Flame

Team Magneto:

Dusters

Aliens

Snakes

Rock

Willderbee

Me: Ok teams report to your bunkers and get some good sleep because tomorrow will be one hard day.

Thank you for watching The Great Debate 2 check on the forum for secrets, comment for the next question and check daily to see behind the scenes stuff and for new episode parts. Tomorrow Part 2 should be up, Bye!

Hawkeye140

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MMC Interview

hawkeye140 — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:24:14 +0000

Mr. Monster Cookie

Flame

Snakes

Rock

Pie Willderbee

They are the newbies. I’ve never discussed them on my blog until now. Other people on the contestants list where probably in the last great debate. As you see pie is marked out and Willderbee is beside him. Some of you may know Willderbee some may not. But today we are going to talk to Mr. Monster Cookie!

mmc: Hello Hawkeye!

me: Hey Mr. Monster Cookie, So what is something other contestants for watch out for.

mmc: Well I am a fast when I roll and my chunks hit hard and protect me. At a full moon I become unstoppable

me: Wow, thats amazing but what about`the other competition? Do you think you could beat them.

mmc: Sure I train everyday to be the best and I may look weak but I think the competition will be surprised about my abilities.

me: Ok the crowd will be sure to keep an eye on you, bye!

mmc: See ya!

me: What a nice cookie.

-Hawkeye140

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The Great Debate 2: Great Adventure is here!!!!!!! (finally)

hawkeye140 — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 23:08:15 +0000

Here it is what you have all waited for the Great Debate 2: Great Adventure. It’s like the original Great Debate except that the contestants answers decides what they are going to do. The farther away from the truth it is, the harder the challenge is. If they get it right they race/fight each other to find who shall be eliminated. Best part of all the questions can be chosen by you. Just leave a comment and I will make up a answer to it lets begin. First we will call out the contestants.

Mr. Monster Cookie

Dull Scissors

Easter Bunny

St. Patrick

Flame

Dusters

Aliens

Snakes

Rock

Pie

These are our contestants whom you will learn much about soon. Some of them are familar, some are new. 10 weeks of eliminations or more. Sometimes no one will be eliminated. Watch to see.

Next time: One of the new guys comes out for an interview

Next Week: The group is asked a near impossible question. Will they get it right? Who will be eliminated. Watch next week.

-Hawkeye 140

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The Great Debate: 2 Great Adventure preview

hawkeye140 — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:18:14 +0000

Recently Yogatoshin got the news of our Great Debate: 2 Great adventure. So they shot down our and our allies satellites. Also they blockaded us and the people coming to the Great Debate: 2 great adventure. So I will tell you what we are doing now. We are preparing to attack them with our most powerful bomb. The sub-atomic missile. ( it is more powerful than any of your bombs)
We will also shoot some at the ships surrounding our allies. We will also shoot some at Yogatoshin itself. However, let me give you a rundown on how we are communicating. We put another satellite up. Now this second Great Debate is actually going to have all new characters in a place where they could die. Like a mine field, or on mountains, or in a helicopter. All at the same time they will be hunted down. Last one not captured that reaches the top secret base wins. The hardest part is that they get no compass no map no direction and no GPS. Type to you guys soon!

-Hawkeye140

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GREAT DEBATE 2: Coming soon!

hawkeye140 — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:12:17 +0000

Yes the great debate is coming back so be prepared for the best great debate yet!
-Hawkeye140

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Poll

hawkeye140 — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:14:04 +0000

Comon guys do the poll!

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LOL, ROTFL, JK, BRB, OMG, OMJ, and OMGG/OMGGG reavealed+ I.B.B

hawkeye140 — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:33:50 +0000

Today (thanksgiving) I will spell the truth in a short post.

LOL: Laugh out loud

ROTFL: Rolling on the floor laughing

JK: Just kidding

BRB: Be right back

OMG: Oh my Gosh

OMJ: Oh my Jonas (bluey from bluey world loves the jonas brothers I being a guy don’t get it)

OMGG: Oh my goodness gosh

OMGGG:Oh my goodness golly gosh

and finally:

IBB: I’ll be back

That is all!

-Hawkeye140

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I am back!

hawkeye140 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:41:37 +0000

Hey if you haven’t noticed I have been away and I was on earth! Yep, it was your favorite blogger visiting earth for my grand plan…………. A HAWKEYE140 ULTIMATE TOUR OF THE EARTH! Yep I plan to come to you live but first off I would like to acknowledge who I consider to be my biggest fan yet……. JAKE or AEROSPEED or EMBER! It is one person with a ton of nick names! His blog (shadows in the light) Is all about some warrior cats. I have never read that book series but it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t! Since he is so supportive and has asked me several times I have decided that if he gets a wordpress account he can be a author or something. Also other people can sign up so tell me if you want to! BYE

-Hawkeye140

p.s: I might be coming out with a book HE HE HE

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